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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via spencerbelz)

christopherpoindexter:

The Blooming of Madness #304 written by Christopher Poindexter

christopherpoindexter:

The Blooming of Madness #304 written by Christopher Poindexter

man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?

woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*

man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day

me: bye i love you

women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.

men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.

man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?

woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*

man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

saramountain:

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

(Source: allhailthecreative, via piercingsandink)